Keuthonymus wasn’t pleased with mortal heroes visiting Keuthonomaechia, so he set up lots of machae guards closer to the entrance so they will dispose of the heroes before those get to see too much. Once the hero falls, his or her soul instantly gets transported to machae school to do the machae course. It’s like doing school all over again.
And so Keuthonymus’ army increased in numbers due to successful defeat of many curious heroes and their sidekicks who were too underlevelled to visit this place.
However one day Keuthonymus had to face a challenge. The two heroes that entered Keuthonomaechia this time were very skilled. The first one was a rapidly fast male who dual wielded two swords. Second one was a female and looked like his sister. She wielded a bow with lots of sharp arrows.
- “Pylades, I want them dead!” Keuthonymus said angrily to Pylades who was now a machae master archer.
- “But my Lord, we’re trying our best. However they’ve managed to defeat us even when we ganged up on them 20 on 2.” Pylades justified.
- “Fine. In that case next time do it 50 on 2, or 100 on 2! Use your intelligence, it’s not that hard to just get more army next time.” Keuthonymus told him off.
- “But my Lord…”
- “What’s with the ‘but’ now?”
- “I don’t have much intelligence. I’m an archer so specialise in dexterity.”
- “You don’t need lots of intelligence to figure this out. Now go and next time you see me I want to hear that they’ve joined our machae school.”
- “Yes sir.”
Here Pylades left Keuthonymus’ huge throne room and began assembling the army.
The reports from various machae messengers came that the two heroes were now approaching the city of Keuthonymus (the section which used to be a city of lost souls) and so perhaps were nearby Keuthonymus’ treasury, wanting to rob him.
- “We must not disappoint our Lord Keuthonymus. Show no mercy to those heroes, for they’ll show no mercy to us.” Pylades instructed them.
The army set off to the city of Keuthonymus. Pylades still remembered the time when they humans had a war on daemons there back in the day. Now it was the other way around, he was commanding daemons to fight against humans.
The army consisted of 50 skilled machae archers, of which 5 were master archers, including Pylades himself; and also 20 skilled machae fighters, of which 1 was a warden. They also had a couple of Empusae on their side, defending the city.
After waiting for hours in the boring old city of Keuthonymus, they finally spotted the two heroes descending some hills.
- “There they are!” Pylades pointed.
- “The girl is kinda hot.” One of the machae archers said to him.
Pylades then slapped that machae and said:
- “Don’t let that distract you!”
- “Yes sir.” The machae said.
The two heroes saw the army and were not intimidated by it at all. They just kept on bravely jogging towards it as if they were on their way to Sunday lunch. The army kinda began getting scared now.
- “Archers! Fire!” Pylades shouted.
Here every single machae archer aimed and released a rain of arrows on the two heroes. Majority of the arrows just missed. The male just got hit by one of them, which didn’t slow him down at all. The girl just ‘avoided’ the only arrow that flew towards her and in turn shot one of her own. The arrow got one of the frontline machae archers square in the face. Without waiting any more, she fired another arrow, successfully hitting another machae archer.
- “Fire again!!!” Pylades screamed on top of his voice.
The archers fired once again, but none of the arrows landed on any of the heroes. It seemed ridiculous. The heroboy at this stage reached the front line and began butchering the machae with his two blades.
- “I said – FIREEEEE!” Pylades screamed with a high-pitched voice.
None of the archers understood him and so just looked in his direction.
- “What are you waiting for? Shoot!” Pylades screamed at them.
The archers began shooting, but the herogirl took down two more within a second. It was time to unleash the melee machae fighters.
And so Keuthonymus’ army increased in numbers due to successful defeat of many curious heroes and their sidekicks who were too underlevelled to visit this place.
However one day Keuthonymus had to face a challenge. The two heroes that entered Keuthonomaechia this time were very skilled. The first one was a rapidly fast male who dual wielded two swords. Second one was a female and looked like his sister. She wielded a bow with lots of sharp arrows.
- “Pylades, I want them dead!” Keuthonymus said angrily to Pylades who was now a machae master archer.
- “But my Lord, we’re trying our best. However they’ve managed to defeat us even when we ganged up on them 20 on 2.” Pylades justified.
- “Fine. In that case next time do it 50 on 2, or 100 on 2! Use your intelligence, it’s not that hard to just get more army next time.” Keuthonymus told him off.
- “But my Lord…”
- “What’s with the ‘but’ now?”
- “I don’t have much intelligence. I’m an archer so specialise in dexterity.”
- “You don’t need lots of intelligence to figure this out. Now go and next time you see me I want to hear that they’ve joined our machae school.”
- “Yes sir.”
Here Pylades left Keuthonymus’ huge throne room and began assembling the army.
The reports from various machae messengers came that the two heroes were now approaching the city of Keuthonymus (the section which used to be a city of lost souls) and so perhaps were nearby Keuthonymus’ treasury, wanting to rob him.
- “We must not disappoint our Lord Keuthonymus. Show no mercy to those heroes, for they’ll show no mercy to us.” Pylades instructed them.
The army set off to the city of Keuthonymus. Pylades still remembered the time when they humans had a war on daemons there back in the day. Now it was the other way around, he was commanding daemons to fight against humans.
The army consisted of 50 skilled machae archers, of which 5 were master archers, including Pylades himself; and also 20 skilled machae fighters, of which 1 was a warden. They also had a couple of Empusae on their side, defending the city.
After waiting for hours in the boring old city of Keuthonymus, they finally spotted the two heroes descending some hills.
- “There they are!” Pylades pointed.
- “The girl is kinda hot.” One of the machae archers said to him.
Pylades then slapped that machae and said:
- “Don’t let that distract you!”
- “Yes sir.” The machae said.
The two heroes saw the army and were not intimidated by it at all. They just kept on bravely jogging towards it as if they were on their way to Sunday lunch. The army kinda began getting scared now.
- “Archers! Fire!” Pylades shouted.
Here every single machae archer aimed and released a rain of arrows on the two heroes. Majority of the arrows just missed. The male just got hit by one of them, which didn’t slow him down at all. The girl just ‘avoided’ the only arrow that flew towards her and in turn shot one of her own. The arrow got one of the frontline machae archers square in the face. Without waiting any more, she fired another arrow, successfully hitting another machae archer.
- “Fire again!!!” Pylades screamed on top of his voice.
The archers fired once again, but none of the arrows landed on any of the heroes. It seemed ridiculous. The heroboy at this stage reached the front line and began butchering the machae with his two blades.
- “I said – FIREEEEE!” Pylades screamed with a high-pitched voice.
None of the archers understood him and so just looked in his direction.
- “What are you waiting for? Shoot!” Pylades screamed at them.
The archers began shooting, but the herogirl took down two more within a second. It was time to unleash the melee machae fighters.
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